Fitness Friday!
It occurred to me recently that fitness is a huge part of my
life and yet, other than a few race reports, I rarely share that here on the
blog. I run, I bike, I swim, and I, like
thousands of other moms, have to figure out how to fit it all in. I figure that my fitness adventures might be
of interest to others, so I’ll start sharing some of that from time to
time.
And to kick it off…
Things That Scare Me When I Run
1. Cell Phones
Actually, it’s the drivers who use them that scare me. If you’re on the phone, looking at your
phone, or playing Candy Crush on your phone, you’re not looking out for me.
2. Other Runners
Guys, never pass a girl without announcing yourself if the
area is isolated. It’s rude, and it
could end badly, especially if she happens to be the hyper-vigilant,
self-defense type. It’s bad enough to
get passed, being startled and passed just adds to the insult.
3. Pedestrians
I do try to announce myself when I pass people (yes, those
people are usually walking). I say, “On
your left.” That only works
sometimes. People do not actually seem
to know their left from their right.
Here’s a hint: Left is that
way. Right is that way.
4. Rabbits
And deer. And
squirrels. Because they could be
snakes. Ten miles into a run, you will
not convince me that this is irrational.
(And, no, you don’t need to tell me that I wouldn’t hear a snake
coming. That would fall into the “not at
all helpful” category.)
5. Sidewalks
Especially uneven ones.
A particularly vicious one took me out a couple of months back, leaving
a lovely mark on my chin (and hands and knees).
My first thought: “I hope no one
saw that.” Second thought: “Did my auto-pause kick in?”
6. Geese
I had some bad geese run-ins as a child. A neighbor had very aggressive guard-geese
that would chase small children that invaded their territory. I still am extremely wary along the
goose-infested section of my runs. Plus,
they leave an awful lot of droppings that take a little fancy footwork to
avoid.
7. Dogs
I have a good reason for this one. Remember the dog-bite run? Dogs see runners as either prey or someone up
to no good. At any rate, dogs consider
it their sacred duty to subdue runners quickly.
They can accomplish this either with their fangs or- the preferred method
of the well-bred dog- charging straight for the runner, sending her flying off
the trail into the bushes. That works
too.
8. Dog Owners
Dog owners do not believe #7. And they think that they have their
itty-witty-pwecious dogs under perfect control.
Let me help you out with a basic equation:
Length of your arm + length of the leash =
your dog’s teeth sinking into my leg.
(Or your dog running straight across my feet with only slightly less
painful results.)
8. And finally, this
guy….
Every. Single. Time.